Aint No Good Luck
I woke up this morning with the blues
from my headache to my shoes
turned on the tv,got the bad morning news
Plane crash,car smash,train off the rails
news reader lookingsmug,tidy and neat
reading the news from their privliged seat
Im just a spectator in this thing called life
got no children,havent got a wife
If I get up to walk,i would fall down the stairs
If I get in my car,i would drive off a cliff
If I took a girl home,my cock wouldn’t get stiff
You get the picture,just stay in bed
You cant get in trouble that way
Unless you piss on your electric blanket
and become a crispy critter haha
