Well I was in my loungeroom
doing my usual workout
push ups,crunches,about 50
jogging on the spot,skipping rope
nothing was beyond my reach
After my workout I was cooling down,
had a drink of water,so then of course
I had to piss.
So after doing my business,i was
washing my hands,and looked in the mirror
and what did I see?
Arnold Schwazenegger looking back at me.
I thought Jesus,i am getting big and tough
I had another look,its him sure enough
I was finally getting toned and buff
I had never realised the workouts were
going that well
All the muscles in my body seem to get
bigger and swell
Now I will have to buy bigger shirts
something to contain my guns
Maybe get a bigger car an join a gym
Arnie,Van Damne,The Rock,we are all
I might get a bigger house,maybe
change my name
I race back to my mirror for another
Arnie has been replaced by this geeky
looking guy,with puny arms,skinny legs
and a body like a stick
I sneak another look just to be sure,the
reflection in the mirror,what do I see?
Why it is just me,living in reality.