A friend told me a secret just the other day
And I swore on my mothers grave,that I
would never tell a living soul.
Well it took all of five minutes before I opened
up my pie hole.
Secrets and me,are like cheese and chalk
It want take long,im a gonna talk.
I just cant help myself,they say,loose lips
will sink ships.
Well me and my mouth have sunk the whole
goddamn fleet.
My friend gave me another chance,and told me
something in confidence.
And once again,I said,mate,you can trust me,
My mouth is shut.
Well, I kept it shut for about two days.
But the tension was driving me insane.
I had to tell somebody and get this secret
off my chest.
So I phoned a friend,and well,you can guess
the rest.
Secrets and me,are like cheese and chalk
It want take long,Im a gonna talk.
I cant help myself,I try,but the words just
slip out.
Just like a torpedo,your secret is on the loose.
Me and my mouth,just killed the golden goose.