I have been getting out of bed early and going
to work for most of my life
Work is boring,it takes up to much of my time.
So I got to thinking,maybe I could,have a bit of
a smoke,a bit of a drink,a bit of a snort,a couple
of little pills,and then drive to work.
So I arrive at work,completely off my face.
I put on my uniform,go to my work station
ready to perform my duties
And nobody even notices that I am off with
Floating on the ceiling,high as a kite.
I am swaying back and forth trying to stay
on my feet
Still no one notices that I am not really there
My body is present,but my mind is on a different
I am kind of going back to normal,so I ask for a toilet
I go to my locker,where I keep my supplies,grass as green
as a well kept lawn,pills all shiny and ready for the popping
After a quick piss,and a lets finish work quick wish.
I head back to complete and utter boredom.
Hoping the clock is fast,I head back to work.
My head is spinning,my arm is aching,I am waiting for
the pills to take hold
Here comes the sweet euphoria,the I am here but not here
feeling,if you know what I mean.
I get through the day without doing any damage.
I arrive home all safe and sound
I realise that today is only Monday,and that I have to get
through another week
I check my supplies,to make sure I am ready to go
Hold out my hands,yep nice and steady
Bring on Tuesday,my supplies are stocked to the brim
Who said work was boring?