I was feeling a bit down today

because you went away.

I feel like a football that has gone

flat.

Like when you play cricket and

don’t get to bat.

Like when you take a trip to Mars

And you stay on the craft.

Like when you know you are smart

but people think you are daft

Like when you are fixing your car

but have the wrong spanner.

Like when your plane is grounded

stuck in the hanger.

Like when you climb a mountain

but you cant reach the top

Like when you open a champagne

bottle,and there is no pop

Like when you go for a bushwalk

and get covered in ants

Like when all the kids in school

laugh,and pull down your pants

Like when you go to China

and don’t see a panda bear

Like when you are invited to a party

but have no clothes to wear

Like when you go for a drive

and you have a smash

Like when you buy a potato

and it refuses to mash

Like when you play your guitar

and it goes out of tune

Like when you walk down the street

and get abused by a hoon

Like when you go for a swim

and get scoped by a shark

Like when you buy a dog

and all it does is bark

Like when you go to and all you

do is stutter

Like when you go outside

and see all the leaves in your

gutter

Like when I was born and almost

got strangled by the umbilical

cord

Like when you go to buy a Holden

and all they have is a Ford

Like when I go to the doctor and

he said my blood pressure was high

Like when you think you are talking

to a girl

But it turns out to be a guy

Like when you go shopping and

leave your wallet at home

Like when you are in a crowded

room

but are still all alone

Like when you are a singer in a

band

but sing out of tune

Like when you start to buy xmas

presents

But its still only June

Like when I am finally happy

because I get to see your face

Because you are the best human

In the human race