I was feeling a bit down today
because you went away.
I feel like a football that has gone
flat.
Like when you play cricket and
don’t get to bat.
Like when you take a trip to Mars
And you stay on the craft.
Like when you know you are smart
but people think you are daft
Like when you are fixing your car
but have the wrong spanner.
Like when your plane is grounded
stuck in the hanger.
Like when you climb a mountain
but you cant reach the top
Like when you open a champagne
bottle,and there is no pop
Like when you go for a bushwalk
and get covered in ants
Like when all the kids in school
laugh,and pull down your pants
Like when you go to China
and don’t see a panda bear
Like when you are invited to a party
but have no clothes to wear
Like when you go for a drive
and you have a smash
Like when you buy a potato
and it refuses to mash
Like when you play your guitar
and it goes out of tune
Like when you walk down the street
and get abused by a hoon
Like when you go for a swim
and get scoped by a shark
Like when you buy a dog
and all it does is bark
Like when you go to and all you
do is stutter
Like when you go outside
and see all the leaves in your
gutter
Like when I was born and almost
got strangled by the umbilical
cord
Like when you go to buy a Holden
and all they have is a Ford
Like when I go to the doctor and
he said my blood pressure was high
Like when you think you are talking
to a girl
But it turns out to be a guy
Like when you go shopping and
leave your wallet at home
Like when you are in a crowded
room
but are still all alone
Like when you are a singer in a
band
but sing out of tune
Like when you start to buy xmas
presents
But its still only June
Like when I am finally happy
because I get to see your face
Because you are the best human
In the human race