I have a friend I have known for a long time
We first met,way back,when I was about
He first introduced himself at a party,or
maybe it was the local park,i cant quite
Well he is the sort of friend you can only
take in small doses.
If he hangs around too long he can become
a bit of a nuisance
If he hangs around all weekend,he can become
your worst nightmare
My friend goes by many names,I call him
He comes in many shapes and forms,schooner,
stubbies,long neck,take your pick.
Just remember to take it easy,cause Mr Tooheys
can take control of you.
If you are going to a party and you know Mr Tooneys
will be there.
Just to be safe leave your car at home.
Just remember Mr Tooheys likes to hang around
He is always in your ear saying,come on just one
Mr Tooheys never knows when to go home
He never seems to know when you have had
He is the sort of friend,who is the life and soul
of the party.
If you let him,he will still be there when the sun
When I am at home and I go to the fridge,my
friend looks back at me urging me to take off
the cap,and have a little taste
But if I go to the fridge that one time
I could go that I time to many
When your brain doesn’t seem to work
You know when don’t know when to stop
When I was in my twenties Mr Tooheys and
I became really close.
Too close for comfort
I was really getting out of control
My family and friends were telling me to give
Mr Tooheys the flick
But I did not get it,to me it was all fun and games
But as I have gotten older,i have learnt to keep
Mr Tooheys at arms length
I just have a few on Fri&Sat nights
Cause I know that deep down,Mr Tooheys,is always
in the back of my mind
Telling me that it is time to go back to the fridge
To just have a few just a touch
But it could turn into a touch to much
Can be your best friend
He can become your worst enemy
He can be your best mate
Is a man I love to hate.