The following story is very extreme
If you don’t like blood and gore
Don’t read anymore
A very dark minded individual is lurking in the
He has his favourite weapon at hand.
A big shiny machete.
He looks at the Moon
and a smile comes to his face.
It is time for a killing
As the ice water flows through his veins
He is ready to inflict some pain.
He jumps into his Ute
and he is off on the hunt
He isn’t hunting Kangaroos Goanna
Wallaby or even Bush Pigs
He is hunting Humans
As his headlights light up the night sky
He spots a lone hitch hiker standing on the
side of the highway.
He drives up to the hiker and asks him where
he is going.
The reply is ‘Alice Springs’
‘Jump on in that is where I am going’.
The hitch hiker climbs in and he goes on what will
be his last car ride.
His name is Michael a tourist from Germany
He is glad to get a lift
He has been hitching for four or five hours
Machete Man sits and listens to the German
but he has heard enough
And without even looking he swings his left arm
And he knocks the German out cold.
He drives back to his campsite
and drags the German out of his Ute
and he throws him to the ground
Earlier the Machete Man had spotted a Meat
He places the German on top of the mound
He strips off all of his clothes
Then he ties him down with tent pegs and rope.
We all know that the Machete is good for hacking through
But it is also good for slicing
And slice he does.
One by one he inflicts about one hundred little
cuts all over the Germans body.
As the blood seeps into the ground
the nest comes alive as ten thousand Meat Ants
come out to protect their home.
They are not called Meat Ants for nothing
And they slowly start to devour the German.
The Machete Man sits watching the macbre scene
Drinking a Beer and eating a Lizard.
He might even have an appetite for some German flesh
The German can feel the Ants eating him alive
He feels them entering his nostrils seeking his
The German cant do anything as the Ants slowly
eat his grey matter.
The Germans thoughts are scrambled
He is blind and he knows that his time is almost up
He says a last goodbye to his parents back home
And then he dies.
Machete Man hears him take his last breath
And he tingles with exhilaration
It feels almost as good as an orgasm.
A few days later he is sitting beside a billabong
catching some Fish for dinner.
Just then a local strolls up asks the Machete Man
how are the Fish biting
The Machete Man doesn’t even answer he swings
And he removes the locals arm at the elbow.
The local screams to the heavens but there is no one around
Machete Man comes from behind and with three more swings
he removes the other arm plus both of the legs.
Then he pushes the local into the water.
Two Crocodiles are waiting
And as the body hits the water
They grab hold and roll in two different directions
The local is ripped apart into three pieces
He is eaten.
The only thing left is a pool of blood.
Again Machete Man shivers with goosebumps
He is excited with anticipation
He needs another victim.
The Machete Man is getting tired of waiting.
In the Outback you might not see another person
for a week.
Driving down a dirt track he comes across a 4WD
broken down in a creek bed.
He offers the driver the use of his Satellite phone
that he has in his Ute.
As the driver walks past to climb in
Machete Man swings his weapon once and he severs
the drivers Achilles tendon.
And with another swing he severs the other one
The driver isn’t going anywhere.
A piece of duct tape keeps the driver quiet
And he is thrown into the back of the Ute
and driven back to the camp site.
The driver is carried to the base of a tree
and leant against the truck.
The Machete is used to open up the driver
from the throat to the belly button.
His guts spill onto the ground grey and orange
intestines hit the floor
An awful stench fills the air.
Machete Man sits in his Ute and waits.
He doesn’t have to wait long
As four Dingoes trot arrive smelling the stench
The driver just sits there he cant believe that this is
One of the Trots up and starts to eat the spilled guts.
The driver starts to thrash and moan.
Another Dingo is annoyed by the sound.
And he grabs the driver and rips out his throat
The Dingoes feast for hours
Till there is nothing left but gristle and bone.
Machete Man drags the driver and throws him onto the
Meat Ant nest.
Where he lays next to the German.
Machete Man cant believe what he is hearing
As a car approachs his camp site.
Not just a car but a Police car.
A lone female Officer asks the Machete Man if he
has seen anybody
As a 4WD has been found just a few miles away.
Machete Man says that he hasn’t seen anybody in weeks
But as the Officer starts to leave
She looks over in the direction of the Ant nest.
She scrambles for her gun
But she doesn’t quite make it.
Machete Man throws his Machete And it hits her right
between the eyes.
He lowers her to the ground
and pulls down her panties
and exposes her pubic mound
With one quick jab the machete enters her
And with a slice he removes her clit
Then he squats over the body and drops a nasty
In the final degradation he grabs his manhood and with
a few jerks he sprays his sperm all around.
Things are getting out of control
his mind is warped
But he still has the sense to drive the Police car
into a ravine
Where it will never be found
Once again the body is placed on the Ants nest
Where the Ants are getting full to bursting.
Machete Man has taken the Officers gun and Police cap.
Time for a change of scenery and Machete Man drives all
the way to Coober Pedy.
He approaches a Opal miner
And asks if he has a mining licence
As the miner reaches for his pocket
The Machete Man swings his fist and drops the
miner with a single punch
He is taken to Machete Mans new camp site
Where a camp fire is waiting
A skillet pan warming up
The miner is layed on the ground and his pants are pulled
With one slice his Scrotum is opened and his Testicles are
removed and thrown into the skillet.
But the Machete Man wants more and with a tea spoon he
gouges out the miners eyes
And they are thrown into the pan
Machete Man is delirious and he doesn’t even hear the miners
The Machete Man places the cooked balls and eyes on a plate
And he approaches the miner to feed him his own parts
But the Machete Man has made a fatal mistake
Cause even though the miner is blind
His hand has found the handle of the Machete
He swings with all his might and slices the
Machete Man across the throat
Machete Man gurgles as his life flickers out
His blood seeps into the dirt staining the earth with
his evil fluid
The Machete Man and the miner die at the same time
The miner goes into the light
Machete Man into the dark
Right where he belongs.