Destructo is a Machine
Nobody knows where it comes from
Or who controls it
Destructo travels the Universes swallowing up all the
Space junk.
It weaves between the Planets and Moons sucking up
all the Floatsam & Jetsam that Humans and Humanoids
have discarded.
The year is 4074 and Humankind can no longer live on
Earth.
The Planet is a toxic wasteland polluted by Nuclear fallouts.
Caused by Human ignorance and stupidity.
Fortunately Humans have established settlements on a few
Planets plus a large population on Earths Moon.
Mars is home to ten thousand Neptune about five thousand
and another five thousand call Saturn home
But the biggest population is on the Moon where fifty thousand
plus people have lived since 4050
Destructo is doing its rounds cleaning up the debris Satellites
Space Capsules it is constantly amazed by the amount of junk
that is floating around.
But Destructo isn’t complaining it is proud to be a Space Janitor
But there is a dark side to Destructo it is being monitored by a
sinister cartel of Orbs and Ruins
Humanoids of the most evil kind
They want to control the Universes the Orbs are the dominant
partner
But the Ruins have the Brains
Brains and brawn the perfect combination
Every time Destructo swallows down space junk it is
digesting information
It travels down his digestive tract and the knowledge is
absorbed
And the spam goes out of its bung hole
On the Earths Moon the United Council is having their
weekly pow wow.
Trying to keep a growing population happy isn’t easy
They live under six giant domes
Four are the living quarters one for food cultivation
And the last dome is for the water supply
Each dome is connected by corridors each dome is the
size of about ten football fields
The air supply comes from piping that sucks in the Moons
atmosphere
Then as it circumvents around the dome it is converted into
breathable air
The meeting breaks after a few hours with the only major
concern being that of boredom
And the lack of variety in the food
You can only eat so much Lentils Chick Peas and Corn
Destructo is still doing its rounds swallowing up all sorts of
metal and information
It is amazing what some Countries throw out as they do their
space explorations
As Destructo does its cleaning up service it passes by an unnamed
Planet
Destructo knows this Planet well he calls it Planet Creepoid
Every time he passes his outer shell shivers and its bung hole
quivers
Destructo is always glad to see the back of the place
Destructo has every right to feel uneasy because Planet Creepoid
is home base for the Orbs and The Ruins
The Orbs stand Eight feet tall with yellow scaly skin and a personality
like an over active Piranha
The Ruins are deformed and ugly like you would get if you crossed a
Gargoyle with a Shih Tzu
The leader of the Ruins one ugly mother who calls himself the Wise One
has his eye on Destructo and he is thinking that maybe a delegation of Ruins
could hitch a ride
And see what is on the other side
The Ruins are after their own Planet away from the domineering Orbs
The Orbs want to rule the Universe but all that the Ruins want is a Planet
to call their own
Destructo is sort of misnamed cause it really is a big soft metal Puppy
But it is big and mean looking so it came upon its moniker from an
unknown source
Destructo doesn’t know that it is being monitored by the Orbs
A seed has been planted in its upper compartment
But that seed is yet to sprout
The Wise One starts to whisper to the seed in Destructo telling
it to stop by so a boarding party can climb aboard
Destructo is feeling fuzzy he doesn’t know why it is landing on
Planet Creepoid
The Wise One and his underlings sneak onboard
Then he tells Destructo to fly to a Planet where his people can live
in peace and quiet
The leader of the Orbs a mean dominating prick named Ug has seen
Destructo take off with the Wise One stowing away
So the Wise One thinks that he can double cross Ug and get away with it
Well the Wise One is in for a surprise
Ug tries to whisper to that same seed but somehow the Wise One has blocked
his ability to get through
So Ug tells one of his subjects to prepare his Spacemobile for immediate takeoff
Destructo doesn’t know why but it is flying to the Earths Moon
He only did his clean up there a week ago
As they get closer Destructo loses all sense of control
And even though he doesn’t want to he lands on the Moons surface
And almost crashes into one of the domes
The Humans rush out only to be confronted by this huge metal machine
As big as an old fashioned Aircraft Carrier
Destructo is one mean looking machine
The Wise One sends out one of his underlings out to breathe the air
The underling survives and gives a little wave as he walks on The Moon
Oh yes The Wise One thinks this is the Planet for my people
A Planet of our own away from the Orbs
Ug the Orb Commander has followed Destructo on its flight to the Moon
So the Wise One thinks that he can just get up and leave
Just wait till he sees what I have up my sleeve
The United Council is wondering what is install for them as they watch
the ugly creature wave to the big machine
They are then left dumbfouned as they watch the machine takeoff
Lets just hope that they stay the fuck away
Destructo is still feeling fuzzy as he returns to Planet Creepoid
He watches as his stowaways disembark
He wants to get away from here before it gets dark
But there is no such luck for Destructo because Ugs thoughts are finally
getting through The Wise Ones blockage to Destructos metal Brain
Destructo feels like a Puppet with a broken string
Or a Bird with a broken wing
As the Wise One walks down the corridor to his living quarters he isn’t paying
attention and he is grabbed by two of the Orb guards and taken to the Prison
For The Damned
This is to be the Wise Ones last stand
A week later he is visited by Ug and told that it is time for a celebration
The Orbs are about to expand their territory
All thanks to the Wise Ones sojourn to the Earths Moon
The Orbs have found a second Planet to call home
And it will be a Human free zone
The Wise One cant believe his ears this is his vision for the future
for his people
And Ug has come along and pulled the wool over his eyes
The Universe will now be full of blood red skies
In the final humiliation Ug tells him that his people will now become the
slaves for the Orbs
The Ruins are now nothing more then a people of serfdom
They no longer have a home or their freedom
The Wise One tries to protest but his vocal chords are severed by a
sharp blade
Then Ug scoops out his eye balls so he can no longer see the here
and now.
Then he slices off his ears so he cant hear the cries of his people
The Wise One is now nothing more then a shell
He is on his way to a place called Hell
Ug is feeling rather pleased with himself he has defeated his
sometime friend sometime foe
He has found a new place away from this overcrowded Planet
He is Ug the ruler of the Universe Goddammit
Destructo meanwhile has been sitting there idle feeling a little
rusty
But one thing that he knows is that his thinking is clearer
Something must have happened his machine head is fuzzy free
He is thinking just like you and me
Ug is going to use Destructo as a Taxi Cab service
To ferry his people down to the Earths Moon
To start a new colony
To start a new chapter of the Orbs existence
Just hope that there is no resistance
But resistance there will be
Destructo is a Space Janitor he is a one machine cleaning crew
Not a transporter for an evil empire
Destructo knows that it is time to fight fire with fire
With the death of the Wise One Ug and the Orbs are using and
abusing the Ruins
The Ruins are well in Ruins they are no match for the much bigger
and stronger Orbs
Anniliation they are heading towards
Destructo is fuming there is nothing more annoying then a bully
Nothing annoys Destructo more then someone who doesn’t know their place
And that Ug is nothing more then a Dictator of the skies
It is now time for Ug to say his last goodbye
Destructo is normally a calm quiet machine
But enough is enough that Ug has to go
With a few sprays of WD40 Destructo lubes up his joints
and he is ready for battle
I f all goes as planned Ug will soon hear the death rattle
On board Destructo is a weapon that has never been used
That weapon is the Chromatimiser
It attacks the Chromozones and DNA of a targeted species
Then there is nothing left but a pile of faeces
Destructo flys back and forth over the Planet Creepoid releasing
its deadly payload
An invisible mist rains on down and the Orbs unknowingly breathe
it in
One by one the Orbs slowly unravel and they just liquefy till they are
nothing but a stinking poo of flesh and blood
In his castle Ug is one of the last to die he cant believe that his dreams
want come to past
And then that motherfucker breathes his last
The Ruins don’t no what is happening as they watch the Orbs dissolve
20 Million Orbs no longer exist
If that Ug was still around he would be mighty pissed
The Humans on the Moon have no idea how close they have come to
extinction
They are oblivious as they go about their business
They still live and breathe on their home away from home
Under their giant domes
Destructo is back at work cleaning up the Universes sucking up
all of the space junk
He is feeling god to be back
Destructo is just cruising around pleased to be back doing his job
But don’t get Destructo angry don’t get on his bad side
Because even in 100 universes there is nowhere to hide.
THE END.
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