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This is a story about Kilby the Bilby
For my overseas readers a Bilby is a small
Australian Marsupial
Kilby the Bilby is wandering around looking to mate
He has to spread his Genes before it is too late
Then he hears a little squeak coming from a grassy knoll
But it is only a little Spotted squoll
She would be a good catch
But the Genes wouldn’t match
So Kilby goes on his way
And the Spotted Quoll runs the other way
The reason why Kilby is having trouble finding
a mate is because the Bilbys are on the verge of
extinction
The Bilbys are living on the edge
Just then Kilby hears a sound coming from behind
a Hedge
But it is only a large Water Rat doing a little bit of this
and a little bit of that
Water Rats aren’t really his type
So Kilby has a bit of a gripe and goes on searching
Things better happen soon cause he is close to bursting
Kilby doesn’t understand why he cant find a wife
He doesn’t really want a partner for life
Just a little afternoon delight
Or a little loving in the middle of the night
So on he goes with his quest
What is going to happen next?
Then Kilby looks up and sees a Tree Kangaroo a
little to big for his size
Maybe he can manoeuvre into position and collect
his prize
Just when he is ready to begin the Tree Kangaroo
leans back and squashes Kilby really thin
Once again Kilby has failed in his endeavour
But just like Justin Beiber said you ‘Never say Never’
So he combs his whiskers and uncurls his Tail
Surely next time he wont fail
Then Kilby picks up a scent in the air
But it is only the smell of a Field Hare
Maybe he can try it on with this Rabbit wanna be
And create a new spieces the Hareby
Kilby knows that he is getting desperate
maybe he is losing his mind
He really needs to meet a Bilby of the female kind
He has an itch that he cant quite scratch
Kilby really needs to find his match
He has looked high and he has looked low
Maybe he should keep things on the level
And make it with the feisty Tasmanian Devil
But as he gets closer the Devil starts spitting and
hissing
In the Devil the romantic side is missing
And a Bilby is a lover not a fighter
He just wishes that his ball bag was 10cc lighter
So he gives the Devil her due and keeps on looking
So he heads into the Desert to see what is cooking
And straightaway he stumbles upon a Furry Nosed
Wombat
Which is about ten times the size of a Bilby and his
cousin the Eastern Grey Numbat
Speaking of Numbats maybe that could be Kilbys
chance
To get down and dirty and do the horizontal dance
Kilby is feeling down and on the edge of dispare
Being alone in this world isn’t really fair
But then he looks in the distance and what does he
see?
One of the last cute as a Kitten female Bilby
Kilby and the female Bilby haven’t got any time for
small talk
So they just run under a Tree for shelter
And then they go for it Helter Skelter
Because of this union the Bilby is one step back
from the brink
They don’t really care what people think
All they want is for people to stop developing all
of the land
So that the Bilby can for another ten million years
Leave their foot prints in the Sand
THE END.
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