There is a new Weather system forming just
off the Coast.
But it is not El Nino coming back to boast.
It is El Meano
El Ninos uglier meaner big Brother.
And just as his name suggests
He is one mean twisted Mother.
In a sleepy little Coastal Town
In the Northern part of Paraguay
All is well
There isn’t a Cloud in the Sky
But as the People sleep in their Beds
El Meano is about to mess with their Heads
He starts off as a regular Breeze
About as dangerous as a Kitty Cat.
But the Kitty is starting to growl
And the Wind is starting to howl.
Then El Meano unleashes the full extent of his fury
And this sleepy little Town is condemned to Death.
By El Meano Judge and Jury.
I guess El Meano was mighty pissed off
Because this sleepy little Town no longer exists
No one really knows how many People died last night.
The Sleepy little Town died without a fight.
As He travels South El Meano is getting even stronger
Which is bad news for the People of Tonga.
In all of the Islands in the South Pacific
The People are listening to their TVs and Radios
This new weather system is very bad
It will fulfil all of your worries and woes
The Weather Forecaster is calling it El Nino
But it is really El Meano in disguise
To pray to God
And have a spare pair of underpants
Would be very freaking wise.
El Nino is tired of his Big Brother stealing all of
His Headlines and attention.
With Cyclonic Winds Torrential Rains and then Heatwave
That is a very fierce collection.
El Nino thought that he was the meanest Wether System in the
But El Meano is twice as mean and twice as tough
Nothing else comes near.
So then El Nino thinks that if you cant beat them join them.
So with a nod of agreement and a shake of their fists El Nino
and El Meano join forces.
Will the Islands in the South Pacific survive the Haelstrom
I guess only time will tell.
But then they got a reprieve.
Because El Nino and El Meano have a change of plans.
They hit the edge of the Islands.
And head towards the Great Southern Land.
Australia has seen El Nino before.
But it hasn’t heard about El Meano
El Meano is loud and thunderous.
Not meek and mild like Mr Beano.
The Aussies don’t know what has hit them.
s they go through Drought and then the Rivers
El Nino and El Meano just laugh.
This is just the first blooding.
One day it is 45 degrees
The next it is down to 20 degrees
The Weather is going crazy
Down in this land of plenty.
Dust Storms converge on New South Wales
There is Orange dust everywhere.
It goes down your Throat
And up your Nose.
When will it end?
El Nino and El Meano are a partnership from the
As a tag team menace that knows no bounds.
From the Outback to the Major Cities.
They unleash their full force
El Nino and El Meano don’t know the meaning of the
Their destructive powers just stay on course.
The Sydney Opera House is blown to Smithereens
The Harbour Bridge goes down.
High rise buildings collapse one after the other.
Like a giant set of Dominoes.
It seems that with El Nino and El Meano anything goes.
There is Snow at Alice Springs.
Cyclones in Tasmania.
There is frost in the Kimberlys
When it should be hot it is cold.
The Four Seasons are a jumbled mess.
You can get the four of them in just one day.
El Nino and El Meano have arrived and they are here
And they will never ever go away.