In the dense scrub at Kakadu National Park Northern Territory
A sounder of bush pigs are feeding on mushrooms roots in fact
anything that there snouts dig up they will eat.
They don’t sense any danger.
But it is right behind them.
Bush pigs are their own worst enemies.
An introduced species they cause havoc and destruction wherever
They dig up the soil destroying the landscape causing erosion.
They also wallow in the waterholes and billabongs.
Turning them into fouled up stinking piles of mud.
Shane Frazer is a professional pig shooter.
For over ten years he has been trying to rid the Territory of
the feral porkers.
But due to the recent weather their numbers are exploding.
Today Shane is hunting from a helicopter.
The pilot is flying just above the treeline trying to flush out
the feral pigs.
When they reach a clearing about twenty bush pigs scatter in all
Shane takes aim and squeezes the trigger.
The leader of the sounder is a huge boar named Brutus.
Lifts his head in defiance and roars at the sky.
While all around him his underlings fall dead in a whirl
of blood and dust.
Than Brutus finally runs to the cover of the trees.
From the safety of the undergrowth Brutus looks at the machine
His eyes lock onto the face of the shooter.
And the image is stored deep inside his brain.
Brutus will never forget that face and one day he shall have his
The pilot tells Shane that they only have an hour of fuel left and
they should start heading back.
But Shane doesn’t want to give up.
He couldn’t get a shot at the huge pig and he knows that if he can
kill that razorback it will put a huge dent in their breeding season.
But at the same time he has to be realistic because there is always
And tomorrow cant come soon enough.
Brutus hears the machine retreating and all of his muscles relax.
He bends down and starts to forage for food.
But the roots and wild flowers don’t satisfy his hunger.
Brutus now has another taste the taste for blood.
So he cannibalises his fallen comrades and swallows down the meat.
He sniffs the air trying to smell the smell of the shooter.
But all he can smell is the tang of the machine.
And when that machine returns Brutus will be ready.
He sharpens his tusks on a nearby tree they are now perfect for digging
And disemboweling his enemies.
A few hours later and Brutus has calmed down and is ready for some
He needs to fornicate to satisfy he desires and continue his species.
So Brutus wanders off searching for a mate.
A few hours later he stumbles upon a barbed wire fence.
Brutus tries to push over the fence but all he gets is an electrical shock
for his efforts.
Brutus has noticed a shitload of food on the other side.
So he starts to dig
If only pigs could read.
Because a danger sign is attached to the fence
‘DANGER DO NOT ENTER
TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSECUTED’
Brutus digs way down below the fence line and crawls on in.
But he has entered a restricted area where the government is
conducting a top secret experiment.
It is genetically modifying food mainly vegetables like potatoes
carrots and corn.
Brutus cant believe his luck as he gorges himself on the tasty
He really pigs out.
He eats and eats until he is ready to burst.
Finally he cant eat anymore so he lies down to digest the food.
After awhile he starts to feel uncomfortable.
All of his joints are aching and his bones are expanding.
His body ripples as his muscles shift under his skin.
Every bristle on his body stiffen into razor sharp nails.
Than Brutus does something that a pig has never done before.
He stands upright on two legs instead of four.
Brutus doesn’t understand what is happening.
But he is now equipped with a body ready to rip and tear.
With revenge on his mind he walks straight through the fence
in a shower of sparks.
He doesn’t know where he is going.
All he can do is follow his snout to achieve his revenge.
Shane Frazer climbs aboard the helicopter ready for another working
There is only one thing on his mind and that is to kill that rogue boar.
Shane has only one goal in his life.
And that is to rid Australia from feral and introduced species.
Brutus is in a rage as he walks toward a fight that he will not lose.
His tusks have grown tenfold and are as sharp as a rapier.
And his brain is now capable of performing intricate tasks.
This pig is now a smart battle ready killing machine.
His ears pick up a sound from a great distance.
And his eyes can now pick out and identify objects from more than
ten miles away.
Brutus recognises the killing machine and he strolls toward the sound
He notices a rocky outcrop and a thought enters his modified brain.
If he can climb up there he can bring that machine down.
He climbs higher and higher until he reaches his position of choice.
He squats down ready for the right moment to strike.
Shane and the pilot are oblivious to the danger.
No one in their right mind would expect to see a pig 100 foot above
Their eyes are locked on the ground looking for movement.
Brutus listens as the machine gets closer.
Than his eyes lock onto the face of the shooter.
His blood begins to boil as he stares at the pig killer.
Than the moment is here and he steals himself and launches.
Shane is concentrating so hard he fails to see the flying pig.
Than from the corner of his eye he senses movement.
He isn’t is concerned thinking it is only a large eagle or egret.
Than Shane utters his final words ‘What the fuck’
He cant believe what he is seeing a pig is flying toward the copter.
Brutus is flying through the air with wings that he never knew he possessed.
He flies straight into the machine and his tusks opens up the throat of the
shooter and pilot
Than he flies out the other side and glides down to the ground.
In the copter Shane and the pilot are desperately trying to hold their
But the cuts run deep they are almost decapitated.
They both know that they dead men so they say their final goodbyes.
What a way to go killed by a flying piece of pork.
Who said pigs cant fly.
The helicopter is spinning out of control as it spirals towards the ground
Then it hits and explodes in a huge fireball.
Brutus watches as the machine explodes than he sits on his bacon butt
waiting for the flames to die down.
After an hour he walks over to the smouldering wreck and pulls the charred
bodies from their final resting place.
Than Brutus begins to eat the cooked human flesh.
He keeps on eating until there is nothing but two piles of bones in the dirt.
Brutus has now had a taste of human meat and he wants MORE.
Part Two is coming soon so keep an eye out
And stay away from the bacon.