Sharon Killburn is really pissed off.
Her ears are burning.
While her face is a deep beet red.
She looks over toward the water cooler.
And sure enough five of her workmates are standing around it.
As they talk they steal sly glances in Sharon’s direction.
Sharon knows that they are talking about her.
But what are they saying?
This has been going on for weeks.
Who do these bitch’es think they are?
Sharon cant stand it no more.
So she walks over to the water cooler.
Hi guys what are you talking about?
None of her workmates answer.
They wander off back to work.
At lunch Sharon once again tries to draw her workmates into
But once again she is ignored.
She knows that they have been talking about her at the water cooler.
She doesn’t understand why she is being excluded.
Why are they being so standoffish?
It is really starting to mess with her mind.
After lunch Sharon goes to the bathroom to freshen up.
She enters the last cubicle and sits down.
She tries hard to hold back the tears
But soon they are rolling down her face.
Sharon knows that she shouldn’t let things get to her.
But she cant help it.
She takes a few moments to compose herself and dry her eyes.
Than with a sigh she goes back to work.
As she walks past the water cooler.
Once again her workmates are standing around it chatting away.
But when they spot Sharon all talking stops.
Sharon just keeps on walking acting nonchalant and carefree.
But inside her stomach is churning.
Don’t these people ever do any work?
All they do is stand around the water cooler gossiping behind peoples
Sharon tries to get some work done but she cant concentrate.
If only she knew what they were talking about.
She through the rest of the day with a heavy heart.
Why are her workmates going out of their way to annoy her?
She doesn’t understand what is happening.
Her so called friends are giving her the cold shoulder.
Normally she would join in all the gossip.
So why is she now being shut out?
She has worked in this office for over five years.
And normally the water cooler conversations is what gets her
through the day.
A little conversation and a laugh what more could a girl ask for?
But now for some reason she being treated like an outsider.
And it is really starting to fuck with her mind.
At home Sharon tries to relax and forget all the crap at work.
But she cant believe the way she is being treated.
She has gone from being part of the in crowd.
To being completely ignored.
She pours herself a large whiskey and swallows it down in one
She pours herself another and starts to stew.
How dare those motherfuckers treat her like shit
As far as she knows she has done nothing wrong.
Sharon keeps on drinking as she wallows in her wounded pride.
The following days are all a blur for Sharon.
She has started to let herself go.
And truth be told she is starting to smell.
She no longer showers and has poor personal hygiene.
That should give her workmates something to talk about.
The whiskey bottle is almost empty.
But Sharon’s thoughts are full of hate.
She will make those arseholes pay big time.
As she swallows the last drop of the liquor she comes to a decision.
Tomorrow she will have her revenge.
Before going to bed Sharon opens the bottom drawer of her dresser
and pulls out a pistol.
She puts it in her handbag and a small smile comes to her face.
Tomorrow cant come soon enough.
In the morning Sharon wakes up with one hell of a hangover.
Her tongue is furry and her head is pounding.
But after a strong cup of coffee and a handful of painkillers.
She grabs her car keys and heavy handbag and heads off to work.
Arriving at the office Sharon is feeling very seedy.
And looking a little worse for wear.
She enters the staff room with her hand in her handbag stroking
but something is different the room is decorated with streamers and
Is it someone’s birthday?
Than by the water cooler she sees her so called friends gathered around.
The cooler is covered in decorations and sitting on top is a big birthday
Than suddenly Sharon remembers that today is her 31st birthday.
Sharon doesn’t know what to say.
For once she is speechless
Her workmates all sing happy birthday and wish her all the best.
God how could she have been so stupid?
Her friends were giving her the silent treatment because they were planning
She feels like a complete fool.
Than she realises that she still has a hand in her bag.
With a finger on the trigger.
She slowly releases her finger and puts a smile on her face.
After blowing out the candles and cutting the cake.
Sharon and her workmates stand around the water cooler and talk and
talk “Thanks guys i never doubted you for a minute”