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Deep inside middle Earth lives a group of fire
breathing Dragons
Well I say fire breathing
But all that they are breathing now is smoke
Their fire has been extinguished
Now they are very undistinguished
They have lost their spark
You are not a true Dragon if you cant breathe fire
It is like a Bird that cant fly
Or a Fish that cant swim
The Dragons are getting worried
So the Elders call a special meeting
They need to find a solution
So they consult a mystical sorcerer
The sorcerer reads a old and worn Dragon
medical journal
And he mixes up a foul smelling potion of secret
herbs and spices
The KFC of the Dragon world
A young Dragon couple named Mr and Mrs Rockpile
Are expecting their first baby
They are also to be the Guinea Pigs
Mrs Rockpile drinks the potion and straight away she
feels a heat building up deep inside
The pregnancy goes well and Mrs Rockpile is getting
very very wide
Three months later their Son Barney is born
He is the perfect Baby
And he sleeps through most of the night
Barney has a drink of Baby formula for
breakfast
Mrs Rockpile taps Barney on the back
To bring up his wind
The Dragon community has gathered around
in the hope that Barney might burp up a spurt
of fire
But all they get is a puff of smoke
For one year Barney burps nothing but smoke
There is not even a flicker of flame
On his first birthday his family decide to throw
Barney a birthday party
After Barney with the help of his Mum unwraps
his presents
It is time for the birthday cake
In the middle of the cake is one unlit candle
Mum and Dad tell Barney to breathe fire
So that he can light the candle
Barney concentrates real hard
Says a prayer to the fire Gods
And then he lets rip
Out comes a little puff of smoke
But then there is a thunderous sound
And out shoots a wall of flame
Like a flamethrower from hell
The birthday cake is melted
And the family and guests run as the house
burns to the ground
The whole valley rumbled with that fire breathing
sound
All of the Female Dragons are given the potion to drink
And one by one more fire breathing Dragons are born
Barneys Mum gives birth is a Son they call Connor
And to mark the occasion a BBQ is arranged
Barney as the first of the new breed of fire breathing
Dragons is the guest of honour
Barney is asked to light the BBQ
And he does as he is asked
All goes well and the Dragons enjoy some Brontosauras
burgers
Soon the valley is full of fire breathing Dragons
And Dragons are once again back to where they belong
Ruling centre Earth
Everybody knows that erupting Volcanos is the breathe
of an angry Dragon
Sometimes Volcanos become extinct and they can lay
dormant for years
And then Dragons will breathe fire again
The Legend lives on