In part four
Mawkin the ruler of all the scarecrows had just moved
into a shack on the edge of Wangaratta Victoria.
A shack previously owned by his long time protaginist
Who Mawkin defeated after an epic battle.
Mawkin was feeling lonely one night
So he sat on his front porch pulls down his pants and starts
His scarecrow seed was carried by the wind all the way into
Wangaratta and surrounds.
And 142,349 females unlucky enough to be outside at that
moment are impregnated by the evil seed.
Mawkin was visited by Pinnoch
The son of Hylan and his human rape victim.
Pinnoch was the first homo scarecrowian born on Earth.
38,492 black crowes descend on both Mawkin and Pinnoch
And they are soon overwelmed by the black birds.
Now Mawkin and Pinnoch are nothing more than a pair of garden
Now they will guard Hylans garden until the end of time.
In Wangaratta and in the surrounding towns and hamlets
142,349 pregnant females are still in a state of disbelief
It has been six months since Mawkin ruler of all the
scarecrows masterbated into the wind impregnating the
females with his evil seed.
The 142,349 females have no idea how they became pregnant.
Most of them were using contraceptives and yet they were
Even the virgins couldn’t escape the scarecrow sperm.
So naturally tongues started to wag
Married women were with child while their husbands were away.
While their boyfriends were working in the mines or in the vineyards
Somehow their girlfriends become pregnant.
Even at the local convent 24 nuns are carrying the scarecrow seed.
They all pray to God for forgiveness but he doesn’t seem to be
They lock the doors and close all the windows.
But it is way too late an dark force has already invaded their sanctuary.
In a secluded shack on the edge of Wangaratta
On the very edge of existence
Two scarecrows are guarding a vegetable garden.
One is Mawkin the dead ruler of all the scarecrows
The other is Pinnoch the first homo scarecrowian born on Earth
If you look closely at Mawkin’s face you will see a little smirk
Even though he is longer with us Mawkin is feeling happy with
His toss off into the wind is having the desired effect.
The people in and around Wangaratta are still fighting amongst
Accusations are flying left right and centre
The husbands and boyfriends crowd all the pubs and bars.
Their wives and girlfriends deny any infidelity
But 142,349 females are pregnant so who is doing the dirty?
Back at the vegetable garden
Mawkin and Pinnoch are having an out of body communication
They are both still dead to the World
They are waiting for the right sequence of events and they will once
They will wait for a million years if they have to.
The 142,349 females know that they aren’t having a normal pregnancy
There isnt any kicking or movement from the unborn.
None of them experience any morning sickness.
But they have had all of the scans and ultra sounds
And nothing unusual shows up.
But they know that everything isn’t normal.
The 142,349 females know that they should have aborted
But it is way too late now.
High up in the mountains above Wangaratta is a large dormant
Nearby a black crow is sitting high up in a tree.
He knows that a calamity is about to take place.
And only the black crow’es can stop it.
For over three hours that black crow screeches and caw’s into
All over Victoria one million black crow’es listen to the signal
They are all prepared and ready to fight.
On the morning of 2nd October 2016
Most of the pregnant females start to make their way to the
But the 24 nuns stay where they are away from prying eyes.
All of the hospitals are swamped.
the hospital staff have never seen anything like it
The females are sent to hospitals all over the State
From Wangaratta to Ballarat Bendigo and Sheperton
All the way down to Warrambool
And every hospital in between
Up in the mountains near the dormant volcano
Over one million black crow’es have gathered
They fly around the crater of the volcano in an anti
They fly faster and faster getting tighter and tighter until
they form a funnel.
Like a huge black crow tornado.
The black crow’es fly even faster
And the lid of the crater cracks and opens
Molten lava is drawn up from the Earths core.
And for the first time in 20 thousand years the volcano is active
Than one by one the black crow’es fly off to all corners of the State
Soon most of the hospitals and a small convent
Will be inundated by an army of one million black crow’es
Destroy and kill 142.349 homo scarecrowian babies that are born.
All of the black crow’es are in position
They circle the hospitals and the convent waiting for the cry of a new born
Than they will spring into action.
At Wangaratta base hospital a scream rings out’Get this fucking thing out of
The doctors and nurses exchange nervous glances
This isn’t a happy mother
They will have to be on guard.
At the convent the 24 nuns are all in labour
1000 black crow’es are outside waiting for the first cry
The priests are rubbing their rosary beads praying to God
Whispering words like the Devil and the second coming of Lucifer.
Than it happens
The black crow’es hear a tiny whimper and fly straight threw the
windows and doors
And converge onto the stunned 24 nuns and medical staff.
The 24 new born babies dont stand a chance
The black crows pluck out the eyes and sever the vocal chords
And those 24 homo scarecrowians are carried off.
The 24 nuns are still too stunned to speak
But at the same time they are relieved
Those abominations are gone from their lives
Now they can just go back to being a normal nun again
All over the State of Victoria
Every hospital both public and private are steamrolled by the
invading black crow’es.
Who smash their way in and grab the new born from the arms of
Once again they remove the eyeballs and sever the vocal chords
And 120.910 baby homo scarecrowians are carried away.
That still leaves 21,415 new born homo scarecrowians out there
somewhere still alive.
The black crow’es will never give until every last one of those babies
They search from town to town from house to house.
And they want stop searching until their mission is complete.
A lot of the pregnant females couldn’t get to a hospital
They are forced to deliver their babies at home.
But that doesn’t deter the black crow’es
They fly to every house in every one horse town
Smashing their way inside and carting off the new born
In some cases the mothers had thrown their babies out into the
Knowing that what they just gave birth to sure as fuck wasn’t human.
All up they locate 21,400 new born
But that still leaves 15 of those new born monsters out there
15 homo scarecrowians who could breed and wipe out human
The black crow’es use all of their hunting skills
And 2 days later the surviving new born’s are located in a private
sanctuary down near Warrambool.
Those 15 survivors aren’t living and breathing.
They haven’t been born yet
Maybe they have heard about the slaughter all over the State.
And they are staying put.
The black crow’es are waiting and circling outside
While the husbands and boyfriends crowd the waiting room
But those 15 stragglers are coming out anytime soon.
After waiting for over 10 hours
The black crow’es just cant wait no more
So they storm the sanctuary like winged commamdo’s
And than they do the unthinkable
They crawl inside the vaginas and physically remove the babies
And they to are carried away.
142,349 female Victorians all breathe a collective sigh of relief
They are now free from the abominations
So they can now go back to their normal lives
Up near Wangaratta
One million black crow’es are converging on to the now active volcano
142,349 baby homo scarecrowians are carried to the edge.And after circling
a few times.
The 142,349 babies are dropped one by one into the molten lava.
Than the one million black crow’es go back to being normal birds again.
Their mission is now complete.
The world is free from homo scarecrowian.
Back at Hylan’s old shack on the edge of town
Mawkin and Pinnoch the dead scarecrows
Are no longer smirking and smiling
In fact their smiles have been turned upside down.
They are both hit by the down draft from the wings of the black
And their frowns are now frozen in place.
They have been turned to stone
So now and forever more they will be nothing more than ugly
And you can bet that all the birds in the neighbourhood will be
shitting all over them.
Especially the freedom fighting black crow’es.