In Part One I told you all about the Mutant Moths
that had invaded My Pantry.
And how they had become stuck on the Glue surface
of a Pantry Moth Trap.
Where they Died and started to Rot.
But then they all come back from the Dead
They escaped from the Moth Bait.
Leaving behind Legs Wings and in some cases a Head.
Then they went Underground
Only to re-emerge Three Months later.
They had discovered My Housemates Muscle Building
Protein Powders.
Then they started to grow and grow.
These Moths are now Mutant Moths
All of them are missing Body Parts
Some have grown to the size of a Small Bird
While others have grown to the size of a Small Dog
One of the Dog sized Mutant Moths was Flying around
My House.
Then it Dive Bombed Me shattering My Left Hip.
Now I am laying in agony on My Living Room Floor
My Hip Bone has broken through the Skin.
And it is sticking out like a Lamb Shank
Then the Mutant Moth Flies lower and lower covering Me
in Gossamer Threads.
Then it sticks Me with Its Probiscus
Now I am shrouded in a Giant Cocoon.
Part Two
I know that I need to escape from this Gossamer Prison
Before I run out of Oxygen.
Plus I really need to Pee.
I wont be able to hold it much longer
But I don’t want to do it in this Confined Space
I might Drown in My Own Urine.
And I haven’t exactly got a Snorkel at Hand
My Gossamer Cocoon Hell Hole is transparent
I can see the shadows of the giant Mutant Moths
as they Fly around My House.
Them One of them lands on Me and starts to prod Me
with its Feeding Tube.
I have been struck before by that thing
And I didn’t like the Feeling
I avoid it in the best way that I can
Then I feel something running down My Leg.
I cant believe it.
I have Pissed Myself.
The Smell of My Urine is driving the Mutant Moths Crazy
It Stabs and Stabs with its Probiscus
Like it is in a Feeding Frenzy
What a way to go.
Stabbed to Death by a Killer Giant Mutant Moth.
I need to escape from this Cocoon Pronto
So I slide over a few Inches and start to use My Broken
Hip Bone like a Saw.
The Pain is excruciating but I try to block it out
I act like a Human Black n Decker
I Cut open a Two Foot long Slit.
Then I start to Crawl out.
Then Two of those Mutant Moths land on My Hip
And again I am Stabbed by their Feeding Parts
Immediately My Left Leg goes Numb.
Which is good.
Because now I am Pain Free.
I just hope that I don’t become their next Meal.
My House is now full with Morphine Injecting Urine
loving giant Mutant Moths.
But at least I am Mobile again.
That Numbing Agent that they Injected Me with
Is really doing a great Job.
I just hope that My Insides don’t turn to Jelly
Otherwise the Mutant Moths will enjoy a Hearty liquid
Meal of Human Soup.
Two Mutant Moths are Sitting on My Groin sucking up
the wet patch.
Jesus this is Gross.
I grab hold of those Two Motherfuckers
And I rip their Wings off.
But they just unfold a spare set
And take off Outside.
The Walls in My House has about Fifty large Holes
Where the Mutant Moths have Punched through
The Sunlight starts to stream in
And I can see My Neighbours House.
The Mutant Moths are Flying all over the Neighbourhood.
People are Running around Yelling and Screaming
Trying to avoid a Mutant Moth Aerial Attack.
Then an Idea starts to form in My Head
I remember that the House Three Doors down has a large
in-ground Swimming Pool.
I Yell out as Loud as I can.
I tell My Neighbours to gather as many People as they can.
Then run to the Jackson’s Place.
I Race down there.
And there are already Ten People Milling about.
Confusion and fear written all over their Faces.
As best as I can I explain about the Mutant Moths and their
Taste for Human Urine.
So the Guys get their Junk out and start Pissing away
The Girls are more discreet.
They go behind a Tree and Pee into bucket.
Then empty the contents into the Pool.
Soon there are more than a Hundred People Pissing into
that Pool.
I just hope that the Urine wont be to Diluted by the Water
in the Pool.
Or the Mutant Moths might not be Attracted.
But I was worrying about nothing.
The Mutant Moths land in the Pool like they are Kamikaze
They just cant help themselves.
And in less than Ten Minutes all of the Mutant Moths are
Swimming in the Pool.
The only thing missing is the Pina Coladas
Seventy Five Guys are still Pissing in the Pool
I am surprised that the Mutant Moths aren’t Wearing Shower
Caps.
They are enjoying it that much.
But soon they are overwhelmed by the Yellow Stream
And One by One the Mutant Moths start to Sink and Drown.
Mt Jackson brings over the Pool Cover.
And we Cover that Mutant Moth filled Pool
The Mutant Moths are Sealed inside their Burial Tomb.
The Mutant Moths have been Defeated.
Defeated by an Act of Nature.
Right at the Eleventh Hour.
It just goes to show that You can never under estimate
the Power.
Of the Golden Shower.
A couple of Hours later after all of the Humans have departed
A ripping Sound comes from the Pool.
And a Wet Mutant Moths pokes its Head out
So there will have to be a Part Three.
